I am sitting here in the hospital pre-op waiting for my surgery and they just informed me it will be another hour.
Yikes!
When I came in they were routinely attempting to poke me with a needle to yield some blood for the lab. They couldn't find one to get enough juice out. I sarcastically had to tell them it was because I was instructed not to eat or drink anything since midnight last night so I am dehydrated.
What did they expect?!
My husband is in the corner, mourning the loss of the last of my ta-ta. Oh the pain and agony he must be going through....uh....yeah?
We took our family on the Cabo cruise and returned late Saturday. I arrived only to find out that the hospital was trying to reach me to register me for my surgery. It was this same surgery that I was told 2 weeks ago was "off" because both surgeons couldn't be present. Apparently while I was basking in the remnants Hurricane Rick, the doctors had a pow-wow and decided to put me back on their schedule. Which leads me to now. Sitting in the hospital room, starving, and waiting. Did I mention I am hungry?
At least this surgery I gain something from. In approximately 6 months I will be the proud owner of a new rack!
(Sorry, no pictures with this one.....if I did, I might get slapped for pornography. Although, is it pornography if there is technically nothin' there?)
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4 comments:
Good luck! Call me if you need ANYHTING! xoxo
Good Luck with everything! I never thought I would being saying this to anyone, but Congrats on the new ta-tas!
Good luck and speedy recovery. And congrats to you and your husband for your new body parts!?
Oh, poor Josh!! Will they let you keep it in a bottle for him??? LOL (a little Halloween humor, I guess?)
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